Squid Game… but Cute?
You’d think a game inspired by one of the most brutal survival shows ever made would be dark, intense, and full of edge-of-your-seat anxiety, right?
Wrong.
Squid Game: Unleashed takes everything you remember from the hit Netflix series and wraps it in bright colors, bouncy animations, and a whole lot of party-game chaos. It’s like if Squid Game and Fall Guys teamed up, then let their sugar-rushed kid run wild.
So, is it any good? Let’s break it down.
What’s the Game Actually Like?
Imagine this: You and 31 other players get dropped into a series of wild mini-games, most of which are based on the infamous challenges from the show. Red Light, Green Light? Check. Glass Bridge? You bet. Except now it’s less “life-or-death” and more “oops, I tripped and my avatar cracked.”
Rounds are fast. Controls are easy. The vibe is pure madness.
Even if you’re not a seasoned gamer, you can jump in and survive a few rounds with just a few taps and swipes. It’s made for casual play, whether you’re killing time at lunch or ignoring real-life responsibilities (no judgment here).
What Makes It Fun?
- The Mini-Games – Classic Squid Game moments return in reimagined player-friendly formats. You’ll also get new challenges like jump rope (yes, really), platform races that feel more like a game night than a battle royale.
- The Look & Feel – Gone is the grim realism of the show. This one’s bright, bouncy, and oddly adorable. The avatars look like plushie versions of the characters, and even when you “die,” it’s more LOL than OMG.
- Crew Up, Glow Up – You can play solo or join a crew, unlock skins, emotes, and outfits to make your character stand out. Want to dress up like the Front Man but in hot pink? Go for it. The drip is real.
Sweet, Silly, and Slightly Unhinged — But Does It Hold Up?
Not entirely. Here’s where the sugar rush starts to wear off:
- Same Game, New Day: The mini-games are wild… until they’re not. After a while, it feels like the same chaos on loop with a new hat.
- Bot Fest: Half your squad standing still? Yep, those aren’t bad players — they’re bots. And no, they don’t even try to fake it.
- Zero Stakes, All Sizzle: Came for life-or-death intensity? Sorry, this one’s more “bouncy castle” than psychological thriller.
- Lag Says Hi: A few glitches and stutters here and there. Not tragic, just mildly annoying — like a paper cut in the middle of your candy binge.
So, Who’s This For?
- Casual gamers looking for something quick and silly
- Fans of Squid Game who want to play Red Light, Green Light without dying
- Anyone who loves party games, multiplayer chaos, or dressing up digital dolls in tracksuits
And here’s the best part: It’s free. You don’t even need a Netflix subscription to play. Just download it and get going. (But if you are a Netflix user, you might unlock some extra goodies.)
Final Thoughts
Squid Game: Unleashed is precisely what it promises to be — a colorful, chaotic multiplayer romp that takes inspiration from the show without taking itself too seriously.
It’s not a deep or emotional game, and it’s definitely not a retelling of the series. But if you’re in the mood for quick matches, comical visuals, and a whole lot of “WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!” moments, this one’s a solid win.
